Surfers Suck Lyrics

I know we’re living in L.A., and the beach is kinda close, but I’m not going there, no I’m not, not even if it’s really hot, not if we’re out of water, ‘cause I hate the people out there. Surfers suck, they’re trying to take my girl away, surfers suck, but I wouldn’t tell them face to face. I know we’re living in L.A., call me crazy if you like, but I got a hunch about it, but don’t make me talk about it, I’m just a little bit scared, and I hate the people out there. Surfers suck, they’re trying to take my girl away, surfers suck, but I wouldn’t tell them face to face. I know we’re living in L.A., but it could be anyplace, you can believe me, I would still be paranoid, you can call me ignorant, but I hate the people out there. Surfers suck, they’re trying to take my girl away, surfers suck, but I wouldn’t tell them face to face. Surfers suck! Surfers suck! Surfers suck! Surfers suck!