Sunday Afternoon Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores!
IT'S SUNDAY AFTERNOON!

It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, and I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em.
It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, and I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em.

First up, I gotta tidy up.
My place is getting messy, haven't cleaned it in a month.
I may be having friends over tomorrow night.
It's not confirmed but just in case I'd like my place to look nice.

Then I go out to the grocery store
to get some more dish soap, I ran out a week ago.
And I've been mixing it with water just to make it last a little longer
but now there's really nothing left.

Then I'll stop by at my parents to say Hi
and maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie
and I'll ask them how their week was How was your week?
and they'll tell me how their week was pretty good

It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, and I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em.
It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, and I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em.

Then I'll head down to the mall, pick up some black socks
I don't really need them but I heard that they were half off
You can never have too many socks you know?
So that you can always throw away the ones with holes.

Next up, take my dog out for a walk, he needs the exercise
and at the same time I talk,
to the other people walking their dogs.Hello
I usually ask them questions about their dogs How old is he?

Then I have to return this DVD of pornography
that my friend rented, I swear to god that it wasn't me
It's not mine I swear
Alright, fine, but it was the first time
I am not the kind of guy, that watches porn all the time.
Alright fine I watch porn all the time.

It was Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I had to do, and I did em and I did em.
It was Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I had to do, and I did em and I did em.

I only have one thing left to do,
and I'm not gonna do it in front of you.
So I'm gonna end the song like this,
as I warm up my wrists.

Damnit I forgot to buy kleenex!