Stuck On An Island Lyrics

Stuck on an island, with Damian and Lee
Rubbing their coconuts, up against me
Reagen and Sophie, they come along
Lee is drunk, and wearing a thong

Stuck on an island, with Damian and Lee
There are no biscuits, there is no tea
Waking up (confused), here in the sand
Kyle's making love, to Damians hand

Was I drunk?
How did I get here?
I'm fucked
How did I get here?

Stuck on an island, with Sophie and Kyle
Both having sex, oh that's so vile
I watch the sea, as the waves move out
Lee takes a shit, in Kyles mouth

Stuck on an island, with Sophie and Kyle
I'm trying hard, to locate my file
Running around naked, running at me
Open up my eyes, Kyle's cock is all I see

Was I drunk?
How did I get here?
I'm fucked
How did I get here?

Stuck on an island (x4)

Was I drunk?
How did I get here?
I'm fucked
How did I get here?

I wish this, was all a dream
But it was real, unfortunately
They have the photos, as their proof
Now I'm hiding, in my roof

Oh no