Stuck In The Middle Lyrics

I smacked my woman, and here's the counter-attack
She's a bullet with a target, and the wall is scratching my back
She was a tough pill to swallow
And now she eats me just like that
She's a bloodhungry vampire-bat

She slams her jaws together and it makes me scared
'cos I'm stuck in the middle
She's a chick without a reason to care
That I'm stuck in the middle
Oh, she bites hard and it makes me scared
'cause I'm stuck in the middle
She hasn't got a single reason to care
That I'm stuck in the middle

I'm getting eaten with a silverspoon, my head is about to crack
She's a manetarian, and I'm just a light snack
Like a dessert on her menu, there's not much I can do about that
I've been way to easy to catch

She slams her jaws together and it makes me scared
'cos I'm stuck in the middle
She's a chick without a reason to care
That I'm stuck in the middle
Oh, she bites hard and it makes me scared
'cause I'm stuck in the middle
She hasn't got a single reason to care
'cause I'm stuck in the middle --
% It's coming up to my usual standards
It's all such a thrilling damage
It's not about the way I can't stand it
It's more like the way I planned this %

Now you know what kind of stuff I fancy
Why don't you come in and taste me