Strictly Speaking Lyrics

Strictly speaking I'm not on fire
Strictly speaking shoes are not tires

You are in Illinois and
I'm not but not by choice and
I wanna visit you but 40 cents won't make it happen

I just got fired from Starbucks
Seems I've got all the hard luck
And I'm the whitest so I won't make any cash from rappin'

We're so far apart and yet I
love you oh so much.
I can't help but wonder why you
haven't kept in touch?

Beaver's on the wall
Beaver's on the wall
Beaver's on the wall
Beaver's on the wall

Strictly speaking I got distracted
Ignore that chorus. Consider it redacted.

What was I gonna say?
I guess I lost my place.
Oh right, I was discussing our distance relationship and

I think you're wicked neat but
I feel a bit defeated.
I've got a feeing that you're gonna try and call it quits and

We're so far apart and yet I
love you oh so much.
I can't help but wonder why you
haven't kept in touch?

Thumb suckin' ape
Thumb suckin' ape
Thumb suckin' ape
Thumb suckin' ape

I'm sorry there's a bunch of distracting stuff in my room.
I think my lack of focus might have lead to our impending

Cat biscuits
Cat biscuits
What do they mean?
Cat biscuits
Cat biscuits
What do they--
Ah, crap she closed the chat window.