Single lyrics
Soundtrack: Wedding Singer (The Musical)
[sammy]
no one tells you how you ought to live
no one glares when you do jello shooters
*all* jello
[sammy]
and no one says that youre insensitive
cuz their birthday meal took place at hooters
*oooooooo*
and no one tells you that your bald spots grown or that you ought to tone your flab
*tone your flab*
so pour a double gin
here's to your double chin
*all*
yes start the party
start at ten
[sammy]
cuz youre single
you are single
yeah youll keep staying single if your smart
*if you are smart*
yeah youre single
you are single
no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart
*moonwalk on your heart*
trust me..
this is when the good times really start!
[sammy]
no one minds the laundry on your floor
[bartender-ricky]
no one pouts with every chick you look at
[bum]
no one tries to clean your porno drawer
[sammy]
no one traps you with
*all* does my ass look fat
[george]
bust a move in womens underwear
while your flasking cher-a-wear
*cher-a-wear*
*all*
so fill your rangers cup
the toilet seat stays up
the fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
[sammy]
cuz youre single
you are *single*
[george]
not a care in the world can bother you
*can bother you*
you are singal
you are singal
you could do what youve always want to do
*always want to do*
no commitments cuz youre only passing through
{rap}
[bartender-ricky]
whoa making a date with cellini girl is a waste of my time and my gerrycurl
[sammy]
i dont need a girl who dont understand when i got a date with my left hand.
[bum]
well i like the ladies heavens knows, but in the words of niche bros before hoes
[george]
now i dont like a girl who would cry and bawl
in fact, i never liked girls at all
[robbie]
sammy, georgie, ricky, and bum, i'm starting to see where youre coming from
[robbie]
cuz i'm *single*
oh yeah *single*
i'll behave like a dudes meant to behave
*OoOoOoOoO meant to behave*
always single
ever single
single now and til i'm in my grave
*single til i am lying in my grave*
[robbie]
youre the best sammy...
[sammy]
though at times i might want someone to hold me tight
and promise me that everything will be alright
[bum]
everything will me ALLright
[sammy]
thanks man
[all]
i'll stay single til i'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave
Back to the Wedding Singer (The Musical) Soundtrackno one tells you how you ought to live
no one glares when you do jello shooters
*all* jello
[sammy]
and no one says that youre insensitive
cuz their birthday meal took place at hooters
*oooooooo*
and no one tells you that your bald spots grown or that you ought to tone your flab
*tone your flab*
so pour a double gin
here's to your double chin
*all*
yes start the party
start at ten
[sammy]
cuz youre single
you are single
yeah youll keep staying single if your smart
*if you are smart*
yeah youre single
you are single
no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart
*moonwalk on your heart*
trust me..
this is when the good times really start!
[sammy]
no one minds the laundry on your floor
[bartender-ricky]
no one pouts with every chick you look at
[bum]
no one tries to clean your porno drawer
[sammy]
no one traps you with
*all* does my ass look fat
[george]
bust a move in womens underwear
while your flasking cher-a-wear
*cher-a-wear*
*all*
so fill your rangers cup
the toilet seat stays up
the fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
[sammy]
cuz youre single
you are *single*
[george]
not a care in the world can bother you
*can bother you*
you are singal
you are singal
you could do what youve always want to do
*always want to do*
no commitments cuz youre only passing through
{rap}
[bartender-ricky]
whoa making a date with cellini girl is a waste of my time and my gerrycurl
[sammy]
i dont need a girl who dont understand when i got a date with my left hand.
[bum]
well i like the ladies heavens knows, but in the words of niche bros before hoes
[george]
now i dont like a girl who would cry and bawl
in fact, i never liked girls at all
[robbie]
sammy, georgie, ricky, and bum, i'm starting to see where youre coming from
[robbie]
cuz i'm *single*
oh yeah *single*
i'll behave like a dudes meant to behave
*OoOoOoOoO meant to behave*
always single
ever single
single now and til i'm in my grave
*single til i am lying in my grave*
[robbie]
youre the best sammy...
[sammy]
though at times i might want someone to hold me tight
and promise me that everything will be alright
[bum]
everything will me ALLright
[sammy]
thanks man
[all]
i'll stay single til i'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave