Whipped Into Shape (Brooke Wyndam, Professor Callahan And Company) lyrics
Soundtrack: Legally Blonde (The Musical)
BROOkE
Hi, im Brooke wyndham and welcome back to
the wyndham workout disc Two Challenge and
our daily commitment to being the best that we
can be!
FiT pEOplE
Yeah!
BROOkE
So grab your Cardiowhyp 5000 Cause if
you want to get ripped?
Youve gotta get whypped!
Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Then you can turn this off right now:
My workouts not for you.
Im talkin to the woman who wants it all:
Gotta pay for what you get.
Cause Size 2 clothes
Dont come to those
Too lazy to sweat!
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say jump say how high?
You know youre doin it right
When you start to cry!
If you dont look like you should,
You got to
Whip it! Whip it!
Whip it good!
Im sorry, ladies, no escape
Til youre whipped into shape!
BROOkE
Come on Sabrina, you heifer, work it out!
FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!
SABRiNA
i hate you Brooke, and i love you for it.
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into sh--
ENid
Hey, whyd you pause it?
CAllAHAN
we have a lot to cover.
Meet our brand new client, Brooke.
You can laugh, but shes made tons
Off her DVDs and book:
Whip Your Way to Tighter Buns.
Happily married, so she swears,
To her sixty-year-old stud
Til stepdaughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood.
If Brooke took a plea,
Id have her out in three to four,
But she claims she did not kill him
wARNER
Did she?
CAllAHAN
Lets watch some more
BROOkE
But its more than just a workout,
Its a defensive weapon too:
Simply wrap it round your
assailants neck
Then pull til he turns blue.
You can also use the patented
handle grip
To shatter your attackers spine
And all for three small payments of
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Nineteen ninety-nine!
Youll have him
Whipped into shape!
When you get grief from a guy,
Just work him over with this
Til he starts to cry!
If he dont act like he should,
You got to
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
It gets you out of any scrape,
And gets you
Whipped into shape!
BROOkE
Come on, people!
Elle and Paulette (Orfeh) meet Kyle the UPS man (Andy Karl)
Elle and Company let Harvard know What You Want
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!
BROOkE
what does not kill us makes us hotter!
W--
CAllAHAN
Hands, who thinks shes guilty?
Okay now,
Here is where you kids come in:
Brooke has trouble trusting me.
Im her only chance to win,
But I dont speak MTV.
Though Brooke wont help her own defense,
She may listen to her peers.
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears.
EllE
im a delta...
CAllAHAN
Not now.
I want her whipped into shape.
If theres a brain in that hair,
Tell it that I am the key:
Its a plea
Or the chair.
See, When I talk to her I
Get neither plea, nor plan, nor alibi.
To quote from our defendants tape:
I want her whipped into shape!
To the jail!
BROOkE
ladies, just because were in the Boston
womens Correctional Facility does not mean
we cant become the best we can be.
Here we go! Circle circle under over through
around. Again! Good!
Circle circle under over through around.
Alright ladies, we cant break out of here but we
sure can break a sweat!
left, right! left, right! Good!
BROOkE & iNMATES
left! Right! left! Right! left! Right!
BROOkE
work! it! Out!
BROOkE & iNMATES
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say jump, say how high?
Youll know youre doing it right,
When you start to cry!
If you dont look like you should,
BROOkE
You got to
iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
BROOkE
Like prison, ladies:
No escape!
iNMATES
Hunh!
BROOkE
Til youre
Whipped into shape!
Whipped into sha-a-a-ape!
iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
BROOkE
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
iNMATES
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
BROOkE
Thats right! Youve got it!
BROOkE & iNMATES
whip it, whip it,
whip it, get
whipped into shape!
Back to the Legally Blonde (The Musical) SoundtrackHi, im Brooke wyndham and welcome back to
the wyndham workout disc Two Challenge and
our daily commitment to being the best that we
can be!
FiT pEOplE
Yeah!
BROOkE
So grab your Cardiowhyp 5000 Cause if
you want to get ripped?
Youve gotta get whypped!
Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Then you can turn this off right now:
My workouts not for you.
Im talkin to the woman who wants it all:
Gotta pay for what you get.
Cause Size 2 clothes
Dont come to those
Too lazy to sweat!
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say jump say how high?
You know youre doin it right
When you start to cry!
If you dont look like you should,
You got to
Whip it! Whip it!
Whip it good!
Im sorry, ladies, no escape
Til youre whipped into shape!
BROOkE
Come on Sabrina, you heifer, work it out!
FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!
SABRiNA
i hate you Brooke, and i love you for it.
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into sh--
ENid
Hey, whyd you pause it?
CAllAHAN
we have a lot to cover.
Meet our brand new client, Brooke.
You can laugh, but shes made tons
Off her DVDs and book:
Whip Your Way to Tighter Buns.
Happily married, so she swears,
To her sixty-year-old stud
Til stepdaughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood.
If Brooke took a plea,
Id have her out in three to four,
But she claims she did not kill him
wARNER
Did she?
CAllAHAN
Lets watch some more
BROOkE
But its more than just a workout,
Its a defensive weapon too:
Simply wrap it round your
assailants neck
Then pull til he turns blue.
You can also use the patented
handle grip
To shatter your attackers spine
And all for three small payments of
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Nineteen ninety-nine!
Youll have him
Whipped into shape!
When you get grief from a guy,
Just work him over with this
Til he starts to cry!
If he dont act like he should,
You got to
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
It gets you out of any scrape,
And gets you
Whipped into shape!
BROOkE
Come on, people!
Elle and Paulette (Orfeh) meet Kyle the UPS man (Andy Karl)
Elle and Company let Harvard know What You Want
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!
BROOkE
what does not kill us makes us hotter!
W--
CAllAHAN
Hands, who thinks shes guilty?
Okay now,
Here is where you kids come in:
Brooke has trouble trusting me.
Im her only chance to win,
But I dont speak MTV.
Though Brooke wont help her own defense,
She may listen to her peers.
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears.
EllE
im a delta...
CAllAHAN
Not now.
I want her whipped into shape.
If theres a brain in that hair,
Tell it that I am the key:
Its a plea
Or the chair.
See, When I talk to her I
Get neither plea, nor plan, nor alibi.
To quote from our defendants tape:
I want her whipped into shape!
To the jail!
BROOkE
ladies, just because were in the Boston
womens Correctional Facility does not mean
we cant become the best we can be.
Here we go! Circle circle under over through
around. Again! Good!
Circle circle under over through around.
Alright ladies, we cant break out of here but we
sure can break a sweat!
left, right! left, right! Good!
BROOkE & iNMATES
left! Right! left! Right! left! Right!
BROOkE
work! it! Out!
BROOkE & iNMATES
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say jump, say how high?
Youll know youre doing it right,
When you start to cry!
If you dont look like you should,
BROOkE
You got to
iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
BROOkE
Like prison, ladies:
No escape!
iNMATES
Hunh!
BROOkE
Til youre
Whipped into shape!
Whipped into sha-a-a-ape!
iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
BROOkE
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
iNMATES
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
BROOkE
Thats right! Youve got it!
BROOkE & iNMATES
whip it, whip it,
whip it, get
whipped into shape!