Something's Wrong with Gilligan's Island Lyrics

Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island

There's something wrong with Gilligan's Island!
The skipper seems more sedate than usual!
He is wearing a bright orange jumpsuit!
And where are the palm trees?
Mr. Howell now has the power to fly!
The role of Mary Ann is now being played by Kareem Abdul-Jabar!
Ginger is 500 feet high!
She is made entirely out of zinc!
I don't remember her being that way in the first season!

Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island

Mrs. Howell is a printing press-
Consequently, her role in the show has been drastically reduced!
The professor is inverted!
All of his internal organs are exposed!
There are seven Gilligans-
All of various sizes and shapes
Five of them look exactly like Morley Safer!
There is an extra character!
His name is Tertanium X2A!
His sole purpose on the show is to annoy Gilligan #5!

Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island

There's something wrong!
The boat is no longer called the minnow!
It's now called 'the daily special includes soup and a salad'
The laugh track has been replaced by a dial tone!
And now the credits are rolling - they're hieroglyphics!
The theme is being sung by the president of the American Dental Association!
An announcer comes on
He says, 'We are very sorry, but'

Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island
Something's wrong with Gilligan's Island

There's something wrong with Gilligan's Island!
There's something wrong!
There's something wrong with Gilligan's Island!
There's something wrong!
There's something wrong with Gilli-
Hey you guys c'mere, look!
There's something wrong with Gilligan's Island!
Call the authorities! Call the authorities!
Call the authorities! There's something wrong!
Something wrong with Gilligan's Island!
Everything else is normal
Let's change the channel
Look, the Brady Bunch
Oh, this is the episode where Jan uh,
gets her teeth removed
And the big plastic thing attached to her forehead
WAIT - that's, no thats kind of unusual too,
come to think of it!
There's something wrong with the Brady Bunch!
There's something wrong with the Brady Bunch!