Sick As Fuck Lyrics

I'm as sick as a Giraffe with a stiff neck

I smell like a postman's sock

I'm as busy as a Bosnian bricklayer

About as well known as Hugh Grant's cock

I'm as tight as Cyril Smith's underpants

If I fuck Posh Spice It'll cost her

And I know what I've done for this comedy

What Fred West did for Gloucester



I'm as sick as fuck

I'm as sick as fuck

Eeh I'm fucking sick

I'm as sick as fuck

I'm as sick as fuck



I'm fucking fed up



I'm as dry as a Rwandan's arsehole

Quicker than a rabbit's fuck

I'm as sore as a honeymooner's fanny

I've never had OJ Simpson's luck

I'm as honest a Sting's accountant

George Best on a drinking binge

I'm as well hung a Michael Hutchence

And about as wet as Paula Yate's minge



I'm as sick as fuck

I'm as sick as fuck

Eeh I'm fucking sick

I'm as sick as fuck

I'm as sick as fuck



I'm fucking fed up



I'm as thick as two Mick Jagger's lips

About as wrinkled as John Boy's granny

I smell like a lavatory brush

I'm as big as Madonna's fucking fanny

I've seen more pricks than a lavatory seat

I'm as welcome as the council tax bill

But don't take any notice of me

I'm a moaning fat cunt and I'm ill



I'm as sick as fuck

I'm as sick as fuck

Eeh I'm fucking sick

I'm as sick as fuck

I'm as sick as fuck

I'm fucking fed up