Schumacher The Champagne Lyrics

My teeth have never looked quite this yellow
and my body never quite this fat.
I'll pay well over the odds,
just to have some teenage abandoned back.
I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan
and I swear it was an act of faith.

But I don't get angry
when I'm feeling down.
I just take my thoughts
into the centre of town

And Schumacher the Champagne
never needed good cause to celebrate.
Schumacher the Champagne,
might as well be proud of last place.

We used to set ourselves on fire
when chemistry was twice a week.
And now I pay for it over a counter
whilst they become fitness freaks.
My bad habits are taking over
all the good left inside.

But I don't get angry
when I'm feeling down.
I just take my thoughts
into the centre of town.

And Schumacher the Champagne
never needed good cause to celebrate.
Schumacher the Champagne,
might as well be proud of last place.
And Schumacher the Champagne
never needed good cause to celebrate.

Oh take me as I am (x3) or not at all.
Or not at all (x5)

(Grazie a Nick per questo testo)