Rock n' Roll Halloween Lyrics

Slash walks in with an overweight Madonna
Orders two Bud Lights and a cranberry vodka
Marilyn Monroe dances dirty with Darth Vader
James Dean holds hands with a Cher impersonator

Atlanta, Georgia
Atlanta, Georgia
Rock n' Roll Halloween...

Atlanta, Georgia
Atlanta, Georgia
Rock n' Roll Halloween...

Drinking with the Dixie Chicks from Nashville, Tennessee
The fat one is flirtin' with me
Ed Scissorhands gets angry while wrestlin' with a cigarette machine

Atlanta, Georgia
Atlanta, Georgia
Rock n' Roll Halloween...

Atlanta, Georgia
Atlanta, Georgia
Rock n' Roll Halloween...

I saw things I hope you never, never ever have to see
I saw Elvis makeout with Jesus in a yellow limousine

Hooker nurse, hooker cop
Please, please dance with me...
Pregnant nun, pregnant bride
Pregnant guys hittin' on me...

Lonely you, lonely me
Dancing drunk on Halloween!

Atlanta, Georgia...
Atlanta, Georgia...
Atlanta, Georgia...
Atlanta, Georgia...
Atlanta, Georgia...
Rock n' Roll Halloween!