Redneck Hoe '99 Lyrics

Ain't that about a hootWhat you so mad about?Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hillsLookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yawwLet me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than toGive her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to this bitch with a red neckA red neck, them fuckin red neckRappin to this bitch with a red neckViolent J gonna step to that red ass neckBitch you're a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm bout to stepI never met a southern belle cowpolkAnd I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolkBitch I can't believe that Everytime you smile you look like Cactus JackJust cut the lights out Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit outBitch I knows you's a freakLemme bitch slap that butt cheekAnd try to keep your toothless mouth shutAnd don't say shit you funky ass fat bitchI don't square dance I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chantsBut you quick to act like you didn't knowLike you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigaloBiatch wait hold up (What?)I can't have Pa starin at my buttTell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs(Chorus)Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch (Chorus)Rappin to this bitch with a red neckA red neck, a chicken ass red neckA bitch with a beard and a red neckHey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neckBitch it's ShaggsBefore I teabag your face take off them ragsYou been chillin in the barn all night and dayShovelin horse shit and fuckin with hayBitch it's your neden I'm finna tagI don't give a fuck play your Ricky SkaggsYeah that's right fuck Conway TwittyWith your red ass nipple on your red neck tittyBitch I'm rollin down southWith a swisher sweet hangin out my mouthAnd sport a Hank Allen cowboy hatBut after I tap it, man fuck thatBitch I'm from the big cityAnd I'm finna bust a nut on that one big tittyAww shit it's Wilbur's daughterFondlin pig nuts and I caught herBitch drop them hog ballsShe dropped the sack then dropped her drawersShe looked like a crow that's all I knowBut I still fucked that red neck hoe(Chorus)Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch(Chorus)I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight stackBiscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacksChicken face bitch two or three good teethBut if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peachNow I remember when she milked the cowsSticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all outGot me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wangThat damn there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey there Missy I'm from the EastAnd I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a pieceYou can rub my butt like you do your Pa'sOr I can hide my meat in between your jawsAnd even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint BlackWhile you stroke and caress my tender nut sacYou like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the painShe said ain't that damn movie by John WayneRappin to this bitch with a red neckA red neck, a chicken ass red neckA fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neckBitch it's Twiztid with a ZYou red neck hoe is you fuckin with me?Neden scabbed up like a horses assBut I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut ragBitch what the fuck?Smells like a pile of dead fish in your buttYour shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackleAnd I saw more teeth on an appleBitch you better ask Uncle GusOr you and the rest of the Clampett's will get fucked upOh me? I talk to the spiritsWitches, demons, and they all keep screamin(Chorus)Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch (Chorus x2)Round up you boysAnd you head down southFind a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth