Raise Your Bearpaw Lyrics

Raise your hand
If you're retarded
I called you on stage
So you're not discarded
And everyone can have a laugh once
And everyone can take a snapshot
And everyone can make a little fun
Out of other people's misfortune

All retards
Will get balloons
We'll bunch them up
Like real baboons
And everyone can throw bananas
And everyone can sing a stanza
And everyone can make a plan up
Of how to ship them to Atlanta

Being retarded
Let's just say I'm glad I'm not
Or I'd be bombarded
By everyone, cuz everyone wants me shot

Being retarded
Is the same as being disabled
Except you're more likely
To be judged and labeled...
As a fucking tard...