Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day Lyrics

I want to tell youI might as well doabout a girl I met back in May;Her name is Ritaand you should see herwhen she goesooh wakka doo wakka day.She's got a brotherlike any otherwho got his nose caught inside a gate;and when they freed himit so relieved himhe just wentooh wakka doo wakka day.You wouldn't thinkto look at methat I was strongbut underneath it allI really am;and just to prove it whyonly the other dayI picked a needle up with one handnow up in Bradforda chap named Radfordwhile taking part in alocal play -was interceptedand then suspectedof goingooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay.Who's that lady I saw you with ?It was not your wifeit looked to me suspiciously.Like someone I have never seen before in my life.Do-do-do...It's not surprisingwhen you cometo think of itjust what it isthat makes people swear.you only have to singabout bleepin' thingand there'll be bleepingev'ry bleeping where.Now if you love meyou're not above meif you don't wellwhat can I say;except we'll seewhen you come to teathen you can goooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ayooh wakka doo wakka ooh wakka doo wakka ooh-wakka doo-wakka day.