Nose Out Of Joint Lyrics

I've got something to say to you
and I don't think it's going to be particular pleasant.
I will not sit here and stew,
when I don't think there'll be a better time than the present.

You're an attractive creature
with very demanding features,
and everything I've tried to do,
you'd argue that black was white.
Well I know it aint
and it never will be. You're so quaint,
and I've grown to hate all the pictures you painted.
The picture you painted is dull.
But I'm not trying to hurt you dear,
I'm trying to make the point.
That you won't retract, no! Ipso facto.
You'll put your nose out of joint.

I've got something to say to you
and I don't think you're going to be taking it lightly.
Simple reason does not get through.
So I force feed facts, only very politely.

You're an attractive creature
with very demanding features,
and everything I've tried to do,
you'd argue that black was white.
Well I know it aint
and it never will be. You're so quaint,
and I've grown to hate all the pictures you painted.
The picture you painted is dull.
But I'm not trying to hurt you dear,
I'm trying to make the point.
That you won't retract, no! Ipso facto.
You'll put your nose out of joint.