My Grandma Lyrics

My grandma's bigger than the ocean
My grandma's bigger than any sea
My grandma's bigger than you are
My grandma's so much bigger, yeah bigger than me

And when I take her to a resturaunt
She knows what kind of wine to order with the food
And every time I ask her a question she
Answers, "Do you really wanna move?"

My grandma likes to take me places
My grandma says it's really no big deal
My grandma's like a roller coaster
My grandma's like a great big ferris wheel

And when I take her a resturaunt
She knows the kind of fork for poking at my food
And when she's talking to the waiter she
Never calls him anything but "dude"

And when I take her to a resturaunt
She likes to dance all around the place and I
Get really embarrassed but it's ok
Cause she's my grandma
Hey!

And when I take her to a movie
She likes to mumble all the words out loud
And everybody gets really pissed off but
I can only say it's my grandma
My grandma
My grandma
My grandma
Hey look out!
That's my grandma!