My Dad is Rich on a Boat Lyrics

(Aww shit!
Get your wands ready, it's about to go down
Everybody in the place raise your fucking wands
Wave them around if you're motherfucking rich
We Malfoys, let's go!)

My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
Everybody look at me cuz I'm motherfucking rich
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
I'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking rich

My dad is always there to open all my doors
You have to call a Patronus just a catch a glimpse of yours
Mama says she loves me when she tucks me into bed
How's your mama doing in the Mirror of Erised?

Your dad's on his journey to the great beyond
When you're dueling you might see him come out someone else's wand
You may have freed our house elf, brought doubt to our family name
But your parents still got toasted by a big, green, glowing flame

I'm riding on my Nimbus, doing flips and shit
You're falling off your Firebolt, Dementors on your dick
They tryin' to kiss you, cuz you a stupid git
My dad is rich, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

My dad is rich, and
Your dad is dead, and
I've got yo weapon right here
Power of love, and
I love my mom, I love my dad too
We all love Lord Voldemort
And we all hate you

Shut the fuck up! My dad is rich!
Fuck, Potter, I'm rich, motherfucker
Fuck, Potter, I caught the Snitch, motherfucker
I'm on the block with my bois, motherfucker
You sucking cock on your knees, motherfucker

Hey, Ma, if you could see me now
Shoe pressed up against Potter's brow
Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow
It's magic, motherfuckers, anything is possible!

Snape's Patronus was a doe
Cuz your mama was a ho
Voldemort, look at meee, oh!
Never thought I'd see the day
When I'd kick you in the face
Believe me when I say:
I fucked your girlfriend

My dad is rich
(Yeah yeah)
Your dad is dead
(Yeah yeah)
Everybody look at me cuz I'm motherfucking rich
(Yeah yeah, I fucked Ginny Weasley)
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
(Ginny Weasley)
I'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking rich

My dad is rich
(My dad is rich)
Your dad is dead
(Your dad is dead)
Everybody look at me cuz I'm motherfucking rich
(Motherfucking rich)
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
I'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking rich
(Malfoy, Malfoy, yeah yeah yeah)