My Big Dick 2000 Lyrics

I've got a rod in my pants the size of New York
So, come on, baby, this pig wants pork
Big blue veins runnin' up the side
Spread those legs, mama, open wide

Ya need a good rinsing out baby
Ya need a little SPIT in your slit
A little poke in the whiskers mama
Twenty-two feet of all you can eat

Well, you were born to lick my great big dick
Cause my rod's so long and my shaft's so thick
Well, you were born to lick my great big dick
Cause my rod's so long and my shaft's so thick

Well my big dick was made for thrustin'
If ya listen close, you'll hear your cherry bustin'
Slurp that tongue all around my head
I'm on a cruise for cooze, spread 'til you're dead

Hump, hump, pump, pump, pump
I got a great big cock thrustin' in your rump
Hump, hump, pump, pump, pump
I got a great big cock poundin' in your rump

Get ready for the slam, get ready for the cram
I hope you brought your diaphragm
I'm gonna take a trip down mammary lane
I'm your meat and potatoes man

Well, you were born to lick my great big dick
Cause my rod's so long and my shaft's so thick
Well, you were born to lick my great big dick
Cause my rod's so long and my shaft's so thick

Big blue evins runnin' up the side
My cock's so hard, it's petrified
I'm gonna stimulate your pussy walls
Stick your nose in my ass and kiss my balls

Hump, hump, pump, pump, pump
I got a great big cock poundin' in your rump
Hump, hump, pump, pump, pump
I got a great big cock thrustin' in your rump