Friends Don't Let Friends Drink And Talk Lyrics

If I wanted your spit all over my face I'd make out with you. And NO, since you asked, I won't make out with you. I understand you're horny, but that's no excuse to treat me like someone who actually wants to fuck you. I'll have you know that I have had more guys pick up on me than girls (not to say that's very many of either, but still...) I'm curious, are you talking to me? Yeah? Try English because 'no hablo barracho, ese!' So tell me, how much did you pay for that? What? No wonder you people start so many fights, what with being sexually-repressed and shelling out $4 for some foul-fucking-beer. Oh, you play the guitar? Wow! Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are drunks. Are you smarter before or after you drink? If it's after here's 4 more dollars because you're pretty stupid right now.