Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song) Lyrics

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Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song) lyrics

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Lyrics to Neely Went Blonde (The Smurf Song) :
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There is a girl named Neely

She used to be brunette

One day she got hit

In the head wit a baguette



When she came to

Birds were spinning in the air

Neely said, “Holy shit, y’all!

I wanna change my hair!”



She went to the salon

And discussed what she should do

Neely told the stylist

She wanted something new



The stylist said, “extensions!

a keratin bond?”

But Neely said, “no!

I wanna go blond!”



Neely went blond!

What did she do?!

Neely went blond!

Her brunette days were through

Neely went blond!

Say it isn’t true!

But Neely went blond

Now she looks like Pikachu!

JAY KAY OMIGAW!



Neely be dissin’ on

her dark-haired friends

all that bleachin’

gonna give her split ends!



Oh woe is us

Our brunette is gone!

Doesn’t Neely know

That brunette’s the new blond?



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Neely went blond!

It makes me blue!

Neely went blond!

Will she lose her IQ?

Neely went blond!

Color-stay shampoo!

Neely went blond!

What else she gonna do?!

Cracka please!



BRUNETTES REPRESENT!:

Joan Crawford, Audrey Hepburn, Sandra Bullock, Liz Hurley

Demi Moore, Ashley Judd, Salma Hayek, Liza Minelli!

Katie Holmes, Selma Blair, Mila Kunis, Jackie O,

Ricki Lake, Joan Jett, Posh Spice, J. Lo!

Courtney Cox, Winona Ryder, Liz Taylor, Sally Fields,

Ally Sheedy, Keanu Reeves, Natalie Portman, Brooke Shields!



We didn’t start the fire

It was always burning since the world’s been turning

We didn’t start the fire

No we didn’t light it

But we tried to fight it



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(I cannot do the smurf, I cannot do the smurf)



I dream of Neely with the dark brown hair

And Kianna eatin’ an éclair!

And Derek and Jamie fallin’ down the stair!

And Baby Nick so cute that I crap everywhere!

WORD!



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Neely went blond!

A new hairdo!

Neely went blond

Little Bunny Foo!

Neely went Blond!

Cows say moo!

Neely went blond

Now she eatin’ fondu!

WUT WUT?!



La la la la la la (I cannot do the smurf, I cannot do the smurf)
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