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Chubby's Twelve Days Of Christmas lyrics

Artist: Roy "chubby" Brown lyrics
Album: Other Song Lyrics
Title: Chubby's Twelve Days Of Christmas

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Lyrics to Chubby's Twelve Days Of Christmas :
On the first day of christmas, me girlfriend sucked me dick

I had to stop myself from coming really quick

On the second day of christmas she kissed me bollocks too

She gave me a blow job, you know the way the women do

On the third day of christmas I had my head between her legs

With my tounge I tried to fertilise her eggs

On the forth day of christmas her pubes were up me nose

By now you'll think I'm sex mad I suppose

First she sucked me dick

Kissed me bollocks too

Pubes were up me nose

I said "mind me cartilage, me pins are in my bare knee"

On the fifth day of christmas I stopped for a pause

I noticed these big skid marks on her draws

On the sixth day of christmas I thought She's very loose

Too late, my tounge was soaked in fanny juice

On the seventh day of christmas I was staring at this lass

Well I was staring at this paper stuck to her arse

On the eighth day of christmas I started to feel ill

On the paper it said Newcastle had lost two-nill

First she sucked me dick

Kissed me bollocks too

Pubes were up me nose

Skid marks on her draws

She stunk of fanny juice

Newspaper on her arse

I started to feel ill

To part a fart and lick a hairy place where the girls pee

On the ninth day of christmas, I'd been shagging for eight days

I must have fucked this girl a thousand different ways

On the tenth day of christmas without being too blunt

To be honest I'd had enough of her large cunt

On the eleventh day of christmas i went to see the quack

He said "my dear boy you've been licking too much crack"

First she sucked me dick

Kissed me bollocks too

Pubes were up me nose

Skid marks on her draws

Stunk of fanny juice

Newspaper on her arse

I started to feel ill

I'd been shagging for eight days

It's blunt to mention cunt

I'd been licking too much crack

But now my tart's frigid and that's a reality

On the twelfth day of christmas, found out she'd given me AIDS
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