Salad Days Lyrics

I shared a bus seat with Prince Charles.
Casual: loafers, blue blazer.
You can stare at your reflection
In his stylish sunglasses.
You can still see the hand print
On the back of his bald neck.
Later, at the airport,
I saw a ten year old boy
In sports coat and khakis
And enough hair gel to support
A dozen George Clooney cuts
(or year 2000 George Clooney cut variations)
Strapped with two tennis rackets and a bottled water.
I wondered...
Oh, how long a flight
To where the wolves
Eat well-dressed boys?