The Crusher Lyrics

I wanna wrestle in the Garden
I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready I know I'm great
But first I got to get in shape

'Cause I got my eye on the Russian bear
Gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he's the cahmpion
Gonna take his belt and beat him

I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING

I'm ready for a match with the russian bear
Gonna pile driver pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
That I might have to use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you're my victim, you're beaten
I'm a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like king kong

I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING

Started havin' second thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear 'em ring the bell
I mean the russian bear probably could tear
Me limb from limb
He'd probably grin real happy with himself
This is not good for my health
I'm not goin out of this dressing room
To get beaten up by that goon

Go back to russia
Go back home
Don't wanna get a broken bone
Or a bump on my head
I ain't gonna hide under the bed

I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING
I'M THE CRUSHER KING OF THE RING

I'M THE CRUSHER
I'M THE CRUSHER