Ursula Finally Has Tits Lyrics

When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl

Even before her first pubic hair would curl

Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out

Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout



And we all love her, Ursula

We all love her, Ursula



We all love her, Ursula

Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited

'Cause Ursula finally has tits, alright

Ursula finally has tits, outta sight

Ursula finally has tits, now she's cool

Ursula finally has tits, check it out dude

Ursula finally has tits



She went to the drug store and I saw what she bought

Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra

Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes

I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest



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