I Can't Stop Farting Lyrics

Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer

And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear

My girlfriend trys to hold her nose and falls into a swoon

I got a problem and I don't know what to do



HELP!

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting



My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks

I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck

My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear the room

I got a problem and I don't know what to do



HELP!

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting