Shower Days Lyrics

In the morning I awakeI feel my bladder about to breakI scratch my balls I rub my eyesJust feeling lousyMy girlfriend tells me thatIt's time to take a bathI say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"Once every 24 hoursI'm supposed to take a showerThat's not the way I do itDo it do itPersonal hygiene is the last thing on my mindI don't want to do itDo it do itIt doesn't make a difference to meEveryday I do the same old thingSo why should I have to be clean?Those dreaded Wednesdays and SaturdaysAlso known as shower daysI hate them