Correct Me If I'm Wrong Lyrics

I took her out on a date
She drove me in her car
She said "The place aint near here."
I told her it was far

We went to see a concert
The band was pretty good
She said she couldn't see nothing
I told her that she could

You always get upset by my grammatical correction
If I'm making progress it's probably in the wrong direction
I have abnormal ways of showing my affection
Please don't be upset by my grammatical correction

She told me I kissed good
I told her I kiss well
I asked if I could call her
She told me I could go to hell

You always get upset by my grammatical correction
If I'm making progress it's probably in the wrong direction
I have abnormal ways of showing my affection
Please don't be upset by my grammatical correction