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Dear Mr.norton lyrics
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Artist: Mc Lado Girr lyrics Album: One Hiv Patient At A Time Year: 2006 Title: Dear Mr.norton |
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Lyrics to Dear Mr.norton :
Dear Diary,
I don't know what happened,
My computer cast a spell or something..
But it has like a virus or a trojan, trojan man
and I dont know why its not working....
everytime I go and use it, all that pops up is like titties.
and my mom was like why were you looking at porno..
I was like mom what the point of having a computer if you can't look at porno.....Well now your computer has STD's and Down Syndrome. I was like come on, go make me some cookies like you usually do, and let me look at my porn.
I need norton anti-virus. Norton is a good man he protects my computer. I should have used my condom, cause I have a trojan. My mom tried to warn me but those buts made me so horny, so horny. Just like SirMixAlot he smokes a lot of pot.
PORNO...PRONO!!!!!!. PORNOGRAPHY I WANNA MEET THE GUY WHO IN VENTED PORNOGRAPHY! WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO HIRE A HOOKER BUT YET I CAN HIRE A LADY TO DO A PORN SKIT. I AINT DOWN WITH IT!...
Dear Diary,
My mom took away my computer today.. She said thats it, I had enough. Just go to your room and play with yourself. Cause you know you dont have any porno to look at, So, just take one of those magazines under your bed along with your weed and alcohol that youve been using for the past month, and just play with yourself..Ill give you some lotion and toilet paper, and don't ever come out until I tell you.
I SAID NO! I SAID NO YOU BITCH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? tHEN I SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE! THEN I LOGGED ON TO MY MYSPACE! I CHECKED MY FRIEND REQUEST! AND I GOT ONE FROM A PORN STAR! SO i WIPPED IT OUT AND SUCK MY DICK RIGHT NOW! SO MY MOM CAME IN AND SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING I TOLD YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM!
DEAR DIARY,
DEAR DIARY,
I had it,
my mom keeps yelling at me
she said shes gonna put me up for adoption
i said no you hoe, no you hoe go get me some macoroni and cheese. She like no who am i your mother. and I said yeah your my mother go get me a fuckin pepsi. she like no your on drugs, no i want a fuckin pepsi..she like your on fuckiin drugs, no mom I just want a fuckin pepsi..So I kicked her down the stairs, and I was like oh shit my moms dead. so i called up the porn star and asked her for some head, then I ran away from home, and left my mom to die on the floor, as I moved in with this myspace whore. As I knocked on this myspace whore, she was dirt poor.
She may have a million friends but she has only 50 friends, no not the rapper Im talking about 2 quarters.
DEAR DIARY,
No one understands me,
My moms dead
my computers gone..
This myspace whore is poor and has every STD
I don't know what to write about anymore
everyone hates me,
this song is over....
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