3 Turntables & 2 Microphones Lyrics

Is this thing on?

Hello? Ch-ch-ch



Dear Howard

It recently came to my attention that I did not win this year's freestyle rap competition

True my feelings were hurt

But I'm OK



I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones

3 turntables & 2 microphones



I am so sick and tired

Everything I do

It is wrong with you

I have to constantly second guess myself in everything because you only see my actions in your own way

But I can lose these



I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones

3 turntables & 2 microphones



What the fuck was i supposed to do?

I can't read your mind

I am going to put it on the line



You are so damn dramatic

And lets do it now!



3 turntables & 2 microphones (x2)

I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones



Awww yeah (x4)

Thats what daddy likes, woo



I want to hear my girl sing some harmony



3 turntables & 2 microphones (x7)

Thats my girl

If you think that I am not a broken man

Then you are sadly, sadly

Wrong



Now Howard

I want to be

Magnanimous

I want to be a good loser

I am not a bitter man



This year's freestyle rap competition

Doesn't mean a thing to me now

It's all in the past

But lets face it

You and I know, the whole world knows

That DJ whats-his-name

Doesn't deserve that title

Let my people know

That I will be back next year

And I'll have 4 turntables and 3 microphones



4 turntables and 3 microphones (x5)



Aww yeah

He can eat a bowl of cereal for all I care

You wanna come hang with me, I got the shit



3 turntables & 2 microphones (x4)