Sir Track Lyrics

I named my pager
Isn't that cute?
You should too.

So what's your pager's name?
I'm waiting!

People give me a hard time because I have a wooden ass
That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom
So just get over it, okay?

I've got 3-D vision and cable TV

I'm not a star baby
I'm a trip
Can you dig me?

I like coffee
I feel tired

I've got a Dukes of Hazzard tattoo
And they're not even on the freakin' TV anymore

My friend Doris says I should got to church more
So I told her go to hell...okay? Just go to hell

I'm simple but I'm complicated

It was daddy's idea to show Morse code on walkie-talkies
(oh)
We're rich now
(oh)