Happy Song Lyrics

I'm really special
'cause there's only one of me
look at my smile
I'm so damn happy
other people are jealous of me

When I'm sad and lonely
I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me
that I won't be sad for long
Oh-oh-oh

I'm so happy that I can barely breathe
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitten's baby teeth
watch out all you mothers
I'm happy -- it's hardcore
happy as a coupon for a twenty dollar whore
ha-ha-ha-hah

I'm really happy
I'm sugar-coated me
happy good, anger bad
that's my philosphy

( I can't do this, man. I'm not happy. )

I'm really special
'cause there's only one of me
look at my smile
I'm so damn happy
other people are jealous of me

These are my lovehandles
and this is my spout
but if you tip me over
then momma said knock you out

I'm special, I'm happy
I'm gonna heave
welcome to my happy world
now get your shit and leave

I'm happy, I'm good
I'm...

( I'm outta here. Screw you! )