The Count Song Lyrics

You know that I am called the Count

Because I really love to f**k

Sometimes I sit and f**k all day

Sometimes I get carried away



I f**k slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster

Once I've started f**king it's really hard to stop

Faster, faster. It is so exciting!

I could f**k forever, f**k until I drop



1! 2! 3! 4!

1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4

I love f**king

Whatever the amount!

1! 2! 3! 4!

1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4

That's the song of the Count!



I f**k the spiders on the wall...

I f**k the cobwebs in the hall...

I f**k the candles on the shelf...

When I'm alone, I f**k myself!



I f**k slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster

Once I've started f**king it's really hard to stop

Faster, faster. It is so exciting!

I could f**k forever, f**k until I drop

1! 2! 3! 4!

1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4

I love f**king!

Whatever the amount!

1! 2! 3! 4!

1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4

That's the song of the Count!



...f**k.