Being Alone On Valentine's Day Lyrics

Being alone on Valentine's day doesn't bother me.
Normally, I don't exude lugubriosity,
But this year I am curious,
What it's like to feel blue.
Though it may be spurious,
I've got nothing else to do.

And I'm gonna shed tear after tear.
Not that I'm a lonely guy,
But Valentine's comes but once a year,
I might as well give it a try.

So I'll partake in all the weeping whims that I can find,
Maybe watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Or dress all grim and gruesome
And drive until I'm ill.
Watch the happy twosomes,
Whom, if I were truly lonely, I would probably want to kill.

And I'm gonna shed tear after tear.
Not that I'm a lonely guy,
But Valentine's comes but once a year,
I might as well give it a try.