Half Assed Smile Lyrics

He's ugly

An ugly guy

But everything about him is just perfect, when you shut your eyes

And ugly all the while

'Cause your friends would be offended, if you turned up open-ended

With a lover just a little out of style



You told him

You really did

You laid it on the table with a glass of Chardonnay

You shut the door

Just like a little kid

You took to wearing baggy clothes and chose a new café

Admit that your display was rather vile

With your half assed smile

Your half assed smile



And so, big freaking deal (so big fucking deal)

You pissed and moaned for hours about how hard it is to meet somebody real

And then you do

But you can't rise above that Barbie condescension

Oh, that less than good intention

Bound to reach the bottom of the pile

With your half assed smile

Your half assed smile

Your half assed smile



He's ugly

Well so are you

You stroll around the Mission with some wild and superficial attitude

And what's become if him?

Last I heard he shaved his head and moved to Mexico

Down south where the tourists grow

He's selling pretty pictures all the while

Of your half assed smile

Your half assed smile