Morning Wood Lyrics

(Chatty bit...)

Hey everybody lemme tell u a little story about my friend called Ben.
One morning we were all round the living room and we all woke up, and we told ben to get up but he wouldnt and we said whats wrong brother?
He said i dunno and we said ahhhhhh! Must be Morning Wood!

Just got outta bed this morning hope that was just a dream and not a warning, not feelin any better about myself, that still includes my mental health.
I got no time for it any more, every morning i wake up its just a bore so let me live my life!

Pull my bedsheets over, take a look at my clock.
Whats that poking my shoulder? Oh my god its my cock!
Well I think I should, leave when I wake up.
Morning Wood.

You'll sit me down and we'll talk a while, all i do is just sit there and nod and smile.
You say you can see inside my head, probably can see inside my pants cos im far from dead.
This thing over here could break a brick if u don't know what im talking about its my dick, so let me live my life!

Pull my bedsheets over, take a look at my clock.
Whats that poking my shoulder? Oh my god its my cock!
Well I think I should, leave when I wake up.
Morning Wood.

(repeat chorus)