Kottonmouth BJ Lyrics

Way back in '97 was a young blossomin' ho
Only given 'bout 8 blowjobs, never drank or smoked indo
Until one fine evenin', pages I was receivin'
Beginning to feel that old heavin' in my beave and
I whipped up a cocktail of cookin' wine
Nasty buzz kicked in and I was feelin' fine
But I needed somethin' spicy to give me a lift
A special magic cigarette went by the name of SPLIFF
And I went.

And I was smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride,
smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride,
smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride,
smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride.

Sittin' talkin' shit about small dix with gnarly tips
I was a faded little bitch munchin' on chips and a fish sandwich
I'm kinda like a hotel, always got someone in my bed
This night was no exception and of course he wanted head
I reluctantly approached the tiny thing he had down south
'Cuz I'm a filthy little slut, I like to take it in the mouth
I couldn't manage nothin' and that boner asked me why
I said, "You can't bone my mouth when my mouth is bone dry"
And I went.

And I was suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide,
suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide,
suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide,
suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide.