One of Us Lyrics

It's gettin' kinda late
You know it's been great
I guess we'll be movin' on
We've had a lot to drink
And tomorrow we'll stink
But it's still been a lot of fun
And Pope D is gettin' kinda sloppy drunk
And Holy's droppin' all his sticks
Lord Bon Bons is barely standin' there
And Robb's forgotten all the lyrics

Come on, fellas

We're all so glad that you stayed 'til the very end
We appreciate all the time and money you spend
And until we see you all back here again
Keep spreadin' the word on the ghettobilly nation

Until then
You can ask all your friends
These questions

Do you like to show off your big-ass balls?
Do you come from a town that's much too small?
Do you never quite fit in with the crowd?
Do you drink too much and you're much too loud?
Are you the one that hogs the ball?
Do you laugh too much and much too long?
Do you say the things that are just plain wrong?
Do you just can't help but like this song?

Then you just might be one of us
You just might be one of us
You just might be one of us
You just might be one of us

So come inside and join our strange parade
You can sing along if you want, don't be afraid
And if you want you can join our freak-show family
And if you're not already you can be a ghettobilly, ghettobilly, ghettobilly

Well if you've had enough, then take a stand
Against white boys playin' in hip-hop bands
If you're tired of the terrible, boring songs
That are on the radio all day long
If you're tired of the glowsticks and all the raves
The guys who couldn't play that became DJs
The bands so jaded they got nothin' to say
'Cause everything's fine, it's just okay, okay, well okay, well okay

Well then you just might be one of us
You just might be one of us
You just might be one of us
You just might be one of us