The Great Australian Midget Toss Lyrics

Frustrators, The

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Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput

Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot

Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun

Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro

Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right?

I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport

I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss



I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace

Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees

Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk

They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season

Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you

If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case

I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
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