Shantungosaurus Lyrics

One time

I was playing Mortal Kombat

against a Shantungosaurus.

I thought it would be cool,

playing video games against a dinosaur,

but he was a bit of a bore.

Shantungosaurus

kept selecting Shang Tsung

Shantungosaurus

kept selecting Shang Tsung

I was Sub-Zero

I was everybody I could imaginably be

but Shantungosaurus

kept selecting Shang Tsung

He wasn't even good with Shang Tsung

I thought he'd be better with Rayden

I was Sonya I was Jaxx I was Scorpion I was Blade

was there even a character named Blade I don't even remember

But Shantungosaurus

he kept on being Shang Tsung

all for the sake of his name.

He wasn't even good,

didn't even work up a strategy

I can't even recall a single round

when I lost to Shantungosaurus,

playing as Shang Tsung.

I thought it was pretty boring

a pretty dull experience

I wondered what I'd gotten myself into.

A couple weeks later

I took Shantungosaurus to the movie theater

for the theatrical release

of Mortal Kombat the movie.

He was better suited

just watching the stinkin' movie

not even playing the game

if he wasn't gonna take it seriously.

He really liked every scene

that featured Shang Tsung

Shang Tsung was his favorite guy

in the whole wide world.

Shantungosaurus

let's sing the chorus of the Shantungosaurus song.

That's this part right here

in case you couldn't discern it from the rest of the body of the song itself.

Shantungosaurus

let's sing the chorus of the Shantungosaurus song.

That's this part right here

in case you couldn't discern it from the rest of the body of the Shantungosaurus song.

I never wanna play Shantungosaurus again in Mortal Kombat.

If he ever has an inkling,

what I am thinking

is I'll let him play against the computer

and die again every single time

against the computer

'cause he wasn't even gonna beat me anyways

'cause I mean it's not that I'm all that great of a player but, I mean, at least I take it a little bit seriously, man.

Shantungosaurus

let's sing the chorus of the Shantungosaurus song.

Shantungosaurus

the chorus is on the tip of my tongue,

the tip of my tongue.

Shantungosaurus

maybe

one day he'll dress up as Shang Tsung for Halloween

but I don't wanna be there for that

that son of a bitch is obsessive

it's a little bit weird.

Shantungosaurus

self-glorifying dinosaur

whenever he plays Mortal Kombat

he just chooses Shang Tsung

Shantungosaurus

let's sing the chorus of the Shantungosaurus song.

Shantungosaurus

Shantungosaurus

Shantungosaurus

it's on the tip of my tongue.