Gasosaurus Lyrics

You must have been a terrible predator

You must have been a terrible predator

for them to call you the Gasosaurus.

For them to call you the Gasosaurus.

You must have been one lousy predator

You must have been one lousy predator

if they called you the Gasosaurus.

You must not have even been a competitor.

Could your prey

smell you from so far away?

Did they just run away

'cause they could smell you from so far away?

You must have been a terrible predator

You must have been one lousy predator

for them to call you the Gasosaurus.

Were you just having constant bad cases of gas?

You must have been a lousy predator

You must have been a terrible predator

for them to call you the Gasosaurus.

For them to name you the Gasosaurus.

Or was that your plan?

You could turn into a vaporous cloud of gas

and sneak up

on your prey

and they just thought you were a mist.

And then you'd solidify

with your teeth around their necks,

they never even knew what hit them.

Where's the fossilized evidence for that?

I just think, more likely

they sound fossilized evidence

of dinosaurs running away from you

and you never had a chance to catch them.

That story of you turning into a vaporous gas?

Not likely.

Not likely, my friend.

You must have been a terrible predator

You must have been one lousy predator

for them to call you the Gasosaurus.

For them to call you the Gasosaurus.

More like the barrel of laughs-o-saurus.