For God's Sake (the Brontosaurus Song) Lyrics

Can we cut the crap and stop refering to the Brontosaurus as though it ever existed?

We shoul all know by now that the Brontosaurus was really a mix up,

the wrong skull with the wrong body.

For god's sakes, the Wikipedia entry on the Brontosaurus admits it,

and it shows the history of life and death of the belief in the Brontosaurus.

Now interestingly enough back in the 1800's the man who discovered the Appatosaurus also discovered what he thought was a seperate species which he named the Brontosaurus.

Within two years he corrected his mistake.

It's been over a fucking century.

And still we carry on the hoax.

There was never a Brontosaurus,

there was never a Brontosaurus,

there was never a Brontosaurus,

there was never a Brontosaurus!

Can't we just tell our kids about Appatosaurus, or diplodocus?

Or Brachiosaurus, he was in the movie.

But there was no Brontosaurus,

there were no Brontosaurus burgers,

I appologize,

Fred Flinstone will just have to starve.

Fred Flinstone will just have to starve.