Damn, Wish I Was Shyamalan Lyrics

In the year 2004
the guy who brought you that movie with that dead kid
and Bruce Willis,
he really wanted you to know what his name was.
Because he was an indisputable genius
we all went to see his new movie called the Village.
And when it got to that part, oh you know the part I'm talking about,
every one of us thought,
Damn M. Night! That is some fucked up shit!
How could you ever think up that motherfuckin' shit M. Night,
M. Night, M. Night, tell me what you have goin' on up in your head.
'Cause you are just a motherfuckin' indisputable genius
god, I mean damn, did you see that?!
Did you catch that? I mean, omigod, I did not expect that! DAMN!
Damn M. Night you is a fine motherfucker, how come I can't get in your bed?
I really wish I could have time with you 'cause I just wanna get inside that head of yours and figure out what's goin' on up there 'cause omigod you're such a fuckin' smart genius.
And now I know you're name, and I'm gonna look you up in the phone book, 'cause that's what you wanted us to do because you REALLY made it a point to have your name in all your commercials and previews.
And even the reveiwers, they played along!
They said "hey! This is M. Night Shyamalan's new film! We have to review it and talk about his name, because we never used his name before! We can type something NEW now!"
Woo!
Damn M. Night, damn M. Night,
how'd you get so brilliant?
Damn M. Night, damn M. Night,
that was some fucked up shit.
What's up your sleeve next time around?
What you got up your sleeve indisputed genius?
M. Night Shyamalan,
yeah.