Can You? Lyrics

"I am the fireman with a stick"
Can you find my mother? Can you find my wallet? Can you find my mother? Can you find the toilet?
And can you find my ass? And can you go to class? And can you...? Can you, can you?!
Can you find my towel? Can you call the owl? Can you call the police? Can you hump like a pony?
Can you, can you? Can you, can you?
Can you, or not?