Take What I Want Lyrics

Verse 1:







Call me the extrovert pervert dishing the dirt



Always alert for a skinny flirt spinning in her miniskirt -



Dirtily, yes I take what I want bruv certainly



But it's hurtin me



That I might roam home alone when it stones me



I still gotta bury my bone in a poor mans clone of



Let's say Rachel Stevens



Even still that's a huge achievement



You're all in agreement but not your mum



Cos her opinion's stickin' out like sore thumbs



Never outdone she moans as I lower my tone



To the well known zone of misogyny



I have an itch like I wanna grab a bitch



So I take what I want like I'm Roman Abramovich



Any which way but loose in truth



There's never an excuse when you're pullin a moose







Chorus:







I'll take (take) what (what) I want (whatever I want)



I'm a bad go getter yeah



I'll take your pride maybe even your virginity



It's your own fault ñ love you shouldn't grin at me







Verse 2:







She sittin in the shop window grinning back at me



Her mouth don't move so she only shows apathy



Plus, she don't have a bloke who'll wanna batter me



She only needs air, the last one required batteries



Make the purchase, hide her in my jacket,



We'll be at it like a couple of rabbits once the packets gone



Now its on, the best thing she don't make a racket



So we can do it even when my Nan's next door



Second best aint the route to pleasure



Don't accept it if she gets clever



Loses air cos she cant take pressure



Pop her with a needle if she don't measure



I never stress like Mayday, mayday



Buy the other brand when it's Friday payday



Yes mate get me a playmate



Much in the same way as George Best back in his hey day







Chorus:







I'll take (take) what (what) I want (whatever I want)



I'm a bad go getter yeah



I'll take your pride maybe even your virginity



It's your own fault ñ love you shouldn't grin at me







Bridge:







Ok I like real women but they never wanna give it up



Even when they finally do by then I've given up



Wait so long that I don't really give a fuck



A little tip son you might wanna pick it up



See the honey in the street son pick her up



Take her home as the night starts pickin up



Wont need a rubber when your little man's up



Cos she wont have a virus you don't want pickin up







Verse 3:







This aint cheap sex its something fresher



One off payment for Luscious Luretta



Fellas lets get your shit together



Blow up ladies are getting better



She never tells you its too late,



Says shes got a headache, starts yawning



Conversations never get boring, she cant speak



Easy to store and dirt cheap



Try telling me that aint deep















Chorus:







I'll take (take) what (what) I want (whatever I want)



I'm a bad go getter yeah



I'll take your digits maybe even your virginity



It's your own fault ñ love you shouldn't grin at me