Benny The Bouncer Lyrics

lyrics
Browse by band :
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z | ALL

Emerson, Lake And Palmer


Benny The Bouncer lyrics

Artist: Emerson, Lake And Palmer lyrics
Album: Other Song Lyrics
Title: Benny The Bouncer
Correct Benny The Bouncer Lyrics Correct these lyrics
Print Benny The Bouncer Lyrics Print these lyrics

Send "Benny The Bouncer" Ringtone to your Cell

Lyrics to Benny The Bouncer :
Benny was the bouncer at the Palais de Danse
He'd slash your granny's face up given half a chance.
He'd sell you back the pieces, all for lss than half a quid
He thought he was the meanest-
Until he met with Savage Sid.

Now Sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots
He poured a pint of Guinness over Benny's boots
Benny looked at Sidney:
Sidney stared right back in his eye.
Sidney chose a switchblade
and Benny got a cold meat pie.
Oh! what a terrible sight,
Much to the people's delight.
One hell of a fight.

Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it .... in Benny's head.
The people gasped as he bled:
The end of a Ted?

Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the Palais in bits.
They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit.
But some of him was missing
and "part of him" arrived too late,
So now he works for Jesus
As the bouncer at St. Peter's Gate.
[ Benny The Bouncer Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

Send "Benny The Bouncer" Ringtone to your Cell

Comments to these lyrics

Leave a Comment

No comments to these lyrics yet, be the first!
Top Lyrics
Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me lyrics
Fray (The) - How To Save A Life lyrics
Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody lyrics
Bon Iver - Skinny Love lyrics
Owl City - Fireflies lyrics
Mumford And Sons - Little Lion Man lyrics
Boys Like Girls - Two Is Better Than One lyrics
Fray (The) - Never Say Never lyrics
Fray (The) - Look After You lyrics
A Day To Remember - If It Means A Lot To You lyrics
Camp Rock - This Is Me lyrics
Plain White T's - 1234 lyrics
Colbie Caillat - Bubbly lyrics
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (The) - Your Guardian Angel lyrics
Owl City - Vanilla Twilight lyrics
Paolo Nutini - Last Request lyrics
OneRepublic - Apologize lyrics
Fray (The) - Over My Head (Cable Car) lyrics
Carla Bruni - Quelqu'un M'a Dit lyrics
Miley Cyrus - I Miss You lyrics
Carlos Baute - Colgando En Tus Manos lyrics
Secondhand Serenade - Your Call lyrics
Black Point - WataGataPitusBerry lyrics
Hollywood Undead - Undead lyrics
Rise Against - Savior lyrics
Bring Me The Horizon - Diamonds Aren't Forever lyrics
Bring Me The Horizon - Chelsea Smile lyrics
Cold Flamez - Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me lyrics
Boys Like Girls - Thunder lyrics
Jonas Brothers - When You Look Me In The Eyes lyrics
Sam Sparro - Black And Gold lyrics
Secondhand Serenade - It's Not Over lyrics
Arcade Fire - Wake Up lyrics
Amy Winehouse - Valerie lyrics
Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked lyrics
Paramore - All I Wanted lyrics
Nicki Minaj - Still I Rise lyrics
Corinne Bailey Rae - Put Your Records On lyrics
Bring Me The Horizon - Pray For Plague lyrics
Paramore - Brick By Boring Brick lyrics
Chris Brown - Say Goodbye lyrics
Owl City - I'll Meet You There lyrics
Charlie Winston - Like A Hobo lyrics
Lily Allen - Not Fair lyrics
Bring Me The Horizon - The Sadness Will Never End lyrics
Shwayze - Get U Home lyrics
Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA lyrics
Lily Allen - Fuck You lyrics
Zac Brown Band - Toes lyrics
Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire lyrics