Alone Lyrics

Please pick up.
The phone.
Don't leave me here alone.

I know that.
You're there.
Maybe you just don't care.

Why don't you care?
Why don't you care?
Why don't you care? (X4)
Why don't you care? (X4)

Just pick up the phone!
I'll do the thing you really like!
Even though it's illegal in 47 states...

(Ringing stops)
(Answering Machine) Hello! This is Zladimyr the Zany and I'm up to my usual antics. Please leave your gamer tag and experience level at the sound of the troll screaming. (Arghh!!)

Zladimyr why have you left me?
You were my best character in DnD!

Wasn't I nice when I rolled the dice?
Wasn't a d20 plenty?

Oh Zladimyr, Zladimyr
Zladimyr,Zladimyr, Zladimyr,Zladimyr,
I love love love love you
ZLADIMYR!!!

(We made it to level ten in sexual role playing...)