Another One Bites the Dust Lyrics

I didn't cry when Princess Di died
Sammy Davis and his glass eye
Marilyn Monroe, Camel Joe
...and a whole bunch of people that I don't know
Superman and Marlboro Man
Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin
Frank Zappa and Bob Marley
Phil Hartman and Chris Farley
Mark Twain and Kurt Cobain
Sam Kinison did cocaine
JFK and Richard Nixon
Walt Disney's corpse is frozen
John Lennon but not Yoko Ono
Cher isn't but Sunny Bono
Notorious BIG and Tupac
... and that chick from the puppet show lambchop

Another One Bites the Dust (x8)

Eazy E got A.I.D.'s
Pedro from the Real World had the same disease
Jack the Ripper, Jeffrey Dahmer
George Burns, Orville Reddenbacher
Jackie Robinson, Roberto Clemente
Richie Vallens, Buddy Holly
They all died on airplanes
John Denver and John Wayne
I used to have a dog her name was Tiffany
Rest in Peace - half of Milli Vanilli
Old Yeller, and Spudz McKenzie
Lynard Skynard and Freddie Mercury
Max Headrom and Lyle Alzado
Chevy Chase's late night TV show
My old principle had a heart attack
Freddy Kreuger dies but he always comes back

Another One Bites the Dust (x8)

Well I guess I shouldn't joke because I might be next
To go up in flames like Waco Texas
Or kiss the sky like Jimi Hendrix
Kick the bucket on the throne like I'm Elvis
Drink myself to death like the drummer from Led Zeppelin
Kermit the Frog will be singing like Jim Henson
Or I'll get Aids like Arthur Ashe
Like Princess Diana I'll die in the car crash
I'll have my own disease like Lou Gehrig
Andre the Giant was pretty fucking big
Like Ray Combs I'll take my own life
Or Phil Hartman and get shot by own wife
Like Jerry Garcia I know I'll be grateful
Like Earnest Hemingway I'll be getting mental
James Dean and Johh Belushi
Like Sadam Hussein someone should shoot me

Another One Bites the Dust (x8)

------ From the 1998 album, Def Karaoke Jam vs. the World