D-A-H-C-Y Lyrics

Matty Light:
Dahcy at the bowlin alley
I met her see, she bowled a strike up in frame three
And check it out, you know you heard, Dahcy Boike's the golden word
Now, I went up to her and tried to pick her up
But she was 200 pounds, way too much

Tony the Walrus:
DAHCY BOIKE

Murf:
She is fucking fat
...But she's not.

Matty Light:
Yeah, she's actually kinda sexy.

Murf:
D-A-R-C-Y
Wait, how do you spell it?

Tony the Walrus:
D-A-H-C-Y. DAHCY

Steele:
It's D-A-R-S-E-Y. Right?

Tony the Walrus:
Nah man. D-A-H-C-Y.

Steele:
But we could do D-A-S-H...
Like in Germany or some shit.

Tony the Walrus:
No, D-A-H-C-Y. Dahcy.
And den...Boike.

Steele:
Boike...

Matty Light:
You guys, I'll never forget this name in my life. I'll be like 40, uhhhh.
I mean you'll go to Boston for some reason, I'll meet somebody I'll be like, oh who are you? Oh, that's cool...WAIT WHAT?

Murf: MY NAME IS DAHCY

Matty Light:
It's like, can I play something for you? You might recognize it!

Murf:
I got something for you. Your name's Dahcy, right?
I work at Pie In The Sky and it's great.
Why do I always go to where she works?
...Cause I can see her working her ass off, trying to find the antichrist.
Doing this shit like maybe once, twice, I don't know.

Tony The Walrus:
DAHCY BOIKE

Murf:
D-AHCY
I'm going to the bowlin alley
To meet Gloria, and the boys
Gonna blow em in the bathroom
Everybody knows it, cause we're loud

Matty Light:
D-A-H-C-Y B-O-I-K-E Boike
Dahcy Boike

Steele:
Who?

All:
Dahcy Boike!

Steele:
Who?

All:
Dahcy Boike!

Steele:
Huh?

All:
Dahcy Boike!