Write Me A Check Out Lyrics

Write me a check out, or get the heck out

You want work done captain
Write me a check out and see what happens
Hand me a big stack of Jacksons
Those are 20s

Pay me in experience?
All I can say is I hope that you like asparagus
And the smell of green piss

Try ordering a taco
Step to the counter with no dough
Tell 'em you can put their name in the credits, though

You got an indie budget?
I got an indie banana split
Two scoops of ice cream and
eat a big shit

Can't afford to pay me?
No problem, I'll just tell my landlord I was in, like,
this really cool project that's going to get me a lot of exposure.
It'll be, like, a stepping stone, and I can work on some other
great projects in the future. And I'll tell him that you had a
really great sweater, and a great blog, and you really care a
lot about your project. He'll understand.
I'm sure he'll understand.