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My astrological signal is Aves, the Latin bird
March 14th to June 14th
My personality type is Excellence.

I was raised in a special place, far from the ocean
Never had contact with marine life like stingrays
It didn't influence my horoscope
That's determined at birth.

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Tell me a story about where you were born
What was the moon like
What was the sunset like
Did you get presents

It's not an exact science but I can pinpoint your horoscope
It says here that you like horoscopes, is that correct?
You have to tell me the truth.

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Your signal is interesting and I think you're on the cusp between two different galaxies
Do you spend a lot of time in the basement?
Do you spend a lot of time upstairs?
I thought so.
The chart says you could be a professional if you got a sharp suit.
I agree because I think you look professional.

Your lucky number is three easy payments of $39.95.

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